Simpler Times

Are you familiar with Simpler Times? Are you at least familiar with the excitement of finding an extremely cheap beer that is worth drinking?

I know you are.

Here's the deal: Trader Joe's is selling six-packs of Simpler Times for an honestly outrageous $2.99 each. To give you some kind of scale, at one point last night there were 48 cans of beer in my apartment, and those cans only cost $26. The fear among insiders is that cans of Simpler Times are going away, only to be replaced by unfortunately much more expensive bottles of the same stuff.

You have the information. You know what to do.